Ok, well we have news about Triple H. She's not dead.

I got to work and almost instantly the Clown called me up. I started singing a random song as a greeting, as you do. The the Clown let loose with pretty much the most entertaining thing of the day...

"She's in jail!!"

Yup, Triple H is in jail. For stealing off her former employees. Twice. Once for about 12k then the next for about 30k to pay her legal bills. She is in jail until March next year and then she is released on parole.

She hadn't told her husband, kids, anyone.....no wonder he was ringing up looking for her. She was such a nice person. Nice. They say it's the quiet ones you have to watch and I guess this is proof.

The Glams main concern? That she leaves her designer handbags on her desk all day and Triple H could have gone through it.

It was in the main newspaper. Lets just say the Transport department (the only area with a newspaper) was pretty busy today.

I think My Boss is going mental. He sits in his office all day making noises and today he was doing a sparrow impression, flapping his arms about the place. He used to work at Cockatoo Island in Sydney where he has admitted he used to have LSD trips, so perhaps he is having flashbacks to his youth.

Never a dull moment.