The Glam has peed on a stick and it seems she does not have diabetes. It is also her birthday. Pommie gave her a big hug which then resulted in his smelly balls. At least thats Blinky Bill's opinion.

The IT Guy has installed Active-x on my pc. This is going to make surfing the interwebz so much easier for me. I made out that it was to view a work related course on the intranet....I told him about my money making idea for Ebay, which is to buy singlets, pose in them, and offer to sell them 'unwashed' for all the weird men out there who would be keen to sniff a young girlies singlet. He seemed to think it may be a good idea, but not to go much further than the singlets. Are there really men out there that would buy this trash? I am always interested in making a quick buck.

It seems Thursday Girl is misbehaving. My ears are tingling as I try to hear all the goings on. Apparently there are whispers of her lying to her colleagues. Will inform more when it arises.

The Glam may be moving up my end of the office. We will have to be very well behaved if this is going to eventuate. If not, we may get sacked. And have to work at the Resort. Yes, we have a brothel at the end of our street. Nice.