Today forms day 3 of suit week. At least The Clown, The Glam and I are wearing suits. We want to throw some sexy back into the dull goings on and make everyone step up to our level.

This will not happen. They simply aren't hot enough.

I think today is performance review day...at least, thats what I was gathering when My Boss starts yelling out that he enjoys iced donuts. It really would help if he would confirm what day I should bring in the iced donuts.

Seems trivial to suck up to an already predecided, regimented pay rise. Oh boy! Look, it's 2.5% again this year! Thats enough to buy me a Dior bag. Another one.