Ok, now both of the sticky notes have been removed from the machine. Spoilsports!! Who would do this? I curse you.

Another lone chip machine in the factory got raided yesterday, I hear. The guy who filled it up had left it unlocked (silly bugger) and the factory boys opened it on up and took most of the chips. I presume the chips that were left were horrible, unpopular flavours.

Blinky Bill is away next week - he is getting an operation. He is starting to tell people he is getting circumsised so people leave him alone and stop asking him about it. He is just glad to be away from work for the entire week. He cannot wait to get operated on for a week off.